Write a joke that is funny and not offensive. (There is no word minimum this week). Jokes can not be repeated. Repeated jokes will not be accepted.
If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?
It could be said that our lives are made of moments in the same way a movie
is made frames. Some moments are snapshots or pictures in our memories that
remind us of who we were, who we are, and who we hope to become.
Choose a frame from the movie of your life that you can vividly recall and
show what you did, saw, smelled, felt, thought, said, and what others said to
transport the reader to that moment.
The sun was very bright, the sky was bright blue, the trees were very green and the grass was freshly cut. I was really determined to ride my bike without
training wheels. I remember seeing my older neighbors riding without them. I
marched up to my garage, with fire in my eyes, and ripped off the training
wheels off of my electric blue bike. I was determined to conquer my fear of
falling off my bike. It only took one try to finally learn how to ride without
training wheels, but that was the most intense 20 seconds of my life. All I had
to do was believe I could do it, take my foot off of the ground, and petal. I
never even asked for help, I just did it. The wind rushing through my hair and
a smile of victory was shown big from ear to ear. I could now finally play with
the big kids.
List (10. Aladdin, 9. Beauty and the Beast, 8. Ishtar, etc.) your top ten movies of all time. Explain why your choice your for best movie of all time is correct. Reply to someone whose choice is wrong
My top 10 favorite movies are –
1.Thirteen
2.Finding Nemo
3.Salt
4.Mean Girls
5.Beavis and Butthead: Do America
6.Any of the Rugrats movies
7.Any of the Charlie’s Angels movies
8.Bounty Hunter
9.Georgia Rule
10.Orphan
My favorite movie is Thirteen because it has a true meaning to it, which is
that you can’t trust everyone, and your family will always be there for you in
the end. The movie is about a girl who is thirteen and she spirals into a world
of drugs and sex, all because of her friend. She goes from being an A+ student
to almost failing everything.